Bitches, they come they go!

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Me: Hello
She #1: Hello, Kya mai Surbhi se baat kar sakti hu?
(Me thinks " Are yaar ek aur wrong number, inki to *** ** ***** ", But me continues! )
Me: Ya, sure, Par uske liye apko sahi number dial karna padega!
She #1: kya?
Me: Bilkul, yahan par koi Surbhi nahi rehti hai!
She #1: OK, Sorry, Aap kinke yahan se bol rahe hain?
Me : Ye Sinha ji ka ghar hain!
She #1: Oh! Sorry!
(Me waits for her to put down the phone first... I wait for few seconds, OH! So she is also waiting for the same. )
Me: Hello, You can also keep the phone down.
(Me thinks " oh! what crap I'm talking. " But she giggles. )
She #1: Ya, I know that!
(Now for 10- 15 secs there is no response to my HELLO's, Then,)
She #2: Hello
Me: Yes, Can I help you?
She #2: Kya?
Me: You are not keeping the phone down, So I guessed that you wanna...
She#2: No, I thought that you would keep the phone down!
Me: Your voice seem to be different, I mean, not different on that note but changed I guess!
She#2: Ya, you were talking to my friend earlier!
Me: So, why did she give the phone to you?
She#2: No, she just said you had a good voice!
(Me thinks WOW! she is impressed by my talks! Me tries to be calm, not to show my desperation, atleast not so quickly!! )
Me: Thanks but may I know who's on the other side?
Me(again): O.K. Whats in the name, a rose by any other name, would smell as sweet!
She#2: WOW!
Me: That was said by Shakespeare! not me, but thanks anyways.
She#2: So, what do you do?
Me: Talk to girls when they want to talk to Surbhi!
She#2: Good and besides that!
Me: Study Engineering! Though I don't study much!
She#2(Giggles): You seem to be interesting!
Me: Uh huh! What do you mean by that?
She#2: No, I was just telling you!
Me: Thanks, So what do you do?
She#2: And why should I tell you?
Me: 'Coz I told you!
(Now me thinks she is a smartass gal, let us take her on the other note! )
Me: So, Where do you usually spend your Time out? C. C. D.?
She#2: Whats that?
(OK, She does not know what is C. C. D.! Cool!! Ye to Bewkuf bhi hai!! )
Me: Don't bother!
(Me thinks of another way to ask her out!
SHIT!!! I'm outta ideas!
Me talks crap for some good 10 mins also thinking the way to ask her out! After being not hit by any great idea, Me asks her directly!)
Me: So, Can we meet over a coffee?
She#2: What? 1 sec!
(She took about half a minute to complete her 1 sec.and then again asked me to hold on!)
She#1: What are you saying?
Me: Hey, I talked to you before!
She#1: Ya, What were you saying?
Me: Can we see each other sometime?
She#1: Wait! Lemme think?
Me: OK!
She#1: What about tommorow, Indian coffee house at 6?
Me: Allright by me!
She#1: Ok, Then see you!
Me: How would I recognize you?

At this very moment my didi comes, snatches the phone from me, gives the girl 1 strong dose of ethical stuffs and she keeps the phone down!


Me just thinks of few lines by Eminem, thinking of those 2 girls:

But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo'
Maybe i'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho'...