Deficiency "SHE"

Are we ever going to overcome this deficiency Mechanical Branch is suffering from?
This is a very frequently asked question in the minds of Mechanical studs. No matter which college they are in, no matter what place they are studying at, whether it be a top class insti. of India or may it be some third grade college in some Village that has only one building - that too the damn Engineering building - Mech. boys always suffer from deficiency "SHE".Some Mechanical studs. are even in greater danger, with they having few traces of vitamin "SHE" but those traces are just so Yuck!, that they require most of the pity of this world.

But if we see this deficiency on the positive note - aren't we've been given a boon? We are happy at so many points, like we don't have to get into some dirty politics(with our branchmates) just to get the girl you like, you always have to get dirty with someone who's not in your branch. Besides its all man power, I mean you can always say people that Mech. boys will come to rescue or when you get into a fight you have that edge on other branch students i.e. after all they won't fight to you with girls trying to be Rani Laxmi Bai.

Its always fun being in Mechanical branch, afterall you also get to hear those dirty jokes and comments from profs. So, despite being suffering from a deficiency - We stand tall!!